3rd kid problems:
August starts school tomorrow.
Did you know that? Of course not. Because he's a Third Kid.
Do I have a backpack for him? Or indoor shoes? Or the plant or comb or any of the other suggested things?
No. Third Kid.
He'll carry whatever is in the dryer in a grocery bag tomorrow. And get his "first day of school" picture (if I'm on top of things) in the kitchen. Because the front porch is cold and dark.