Today, a friend said something about going somewhere a "few weeks ago over Father's day" and I corrected her:
me: "Do you mean mother's day?"
friend: No, father's day.
"We had father's day?"
Yes, 2 weeks ago. Did you skip it?
"But father's day is in June."
Yes, and today is July 2.
"No it's not. It's, like, June 6th. Mothers' day was just a few weeks ago. (seriously concerned) Are you ok?"
Are YOU ok?