I know this is stupid and selfish, but considering it's kept me up in a total panic/anxiety attack mode for weeks, I'm tossing it on here.
My paper is under review and the reviews are due back any day now. Despite having 6 weeks to do these things and, in theory, using several days of that time to do the review; in reality most people spend 4-8 hours of one day doing it, usually the last day or two before it's due. Which means most of them are probably reading it this week and writing their verdict.
Pray for good moods.