Today I became one of those women who carry around knitting projects and pull them out mid-small-talk at your kid's birthday party.
I also became the little old lady sitting on her front porch in a ratty cardigan knitting and occasionally yelling at squirrels.
And the crazy old lady who lost her glasses and ran out of contacts and went around blind most of the day until she found a highly unfashionable scratched-up pair.
I'll try to fix the last one Monday. The other two I make no formal apologies for and will post the finished products tomorrow.